Damn typo, damn critics

I'm very angry, I found a typo in the book. I called Joyce, but she did not take it seriously enough. I called Mr. Palmer, he assured me that the proofreader involved will be reprimanded. I don't want to harm anyone, but... Criticisms are often referred to me as a Dan Brown successor. This is flattering in a sense, but I do not want to create in his shadow.